Pieter Uni

Pieter Uni: March Madness (for business owners)

Pieter Uni: March Madness (for business owners)

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 | 6:54 am

“While sports fans continue to work on their personalized groove in the sofa and mix carbonated beverages with greasy potato substitutes to create an aroma sure to remove any layer of paint, U.S. companies and the suits that run them are seeing red.”

Pieter Uni: New game makes Pierre McGuire tolerable

Pieter Uni: New game makes Pierre McGuire tolerable

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 | 5:00 am

“By my calculations, if the game was played only in the third period of Sunday’s NHL game between the Detroit Red Wings and Chicago Blackhawks, over 20 drinks would have to have been consumed.”

Pieter Uni: Why an Olympic smile is better than a tear

Pieter Uni: Why an Olympic smile is better than a tear

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 | 4:41 pm

“According to some preliminary factoids released by NBC and Nielson, 25 per cent of men watching the Olympics have cried.”

Pieter Uni: Tiger’s critics should be wary of hypocrisy

Pieter Uni: Tiger’s critics should be wary of hypocrisy

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010 | 5:00 am

“While not at par with Mr. Woods’ transgressions, Watson is not exactly qualified to give advice on getting one’s personal life in order.”

Pieter Uni: Richards earns respect for taking risk

Pieter Uni: Richards earns respect for taking risk

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 | 6:16 am

“Richards knew she needed to do something special to win and she didn’t hesitate to try.”

Pieter Uni: Rift with Hodgson could make Canucks active at trade deadline

Pieter Uni: Rift with Hodgson could make Canucks active at trade deadline

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 | 6:42 am

“Do they trade Hodgson away like Cam Neely and hope this time they don’t get a Barry Pederson in return?”

Pieter Uni: Rockets’ six game winning streak? Meh

Pieter Uni: Rockets’ six game winning streak? Meh

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 | 7:40 am

“While the team has seen its fortunes turn around after enduring a horrific stretch that saw the Rockets lose 12 of 13, their current winning ways don’t mean the team is necessarily poised to make waves in the WHL.”