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Alex Edler's contract goes from precious asset to terrifying liability, and vice-versa, on a shift-by-shift basis.
If you catch a puck at the game and don't immediately look around to give it to a kid, you should go to jail.
Ryan Walter parts his hair with the precision of a diamond-cutting laser.
Still wondering, did Guillaume Desbiens win a raffle of some sort? "Enter now for your chance to play a game in the NHL!"
We hope Vancouver likes hockey, because that's what it's getting for Christmas. Canucks will play eight straight at home from Dec. 10-26.
If the Canucks retire No. 19, they should point out during the ceremony that it's not for Jim Sandlak or Petr Nedved. Just so we're clear.
"Living Up To Ridiculous Expectations" by Cody Hodgson #worldsthin-nestbooks (Foreword by Sergei Shirokov)
At this point, the only thing less funny than a Kyle Wellwood fat joke is a "Sedin sister" crack.
They should have a "punches thrown vs. punches landed" graphic when Rick Rypien fights. How 'bout it, CompuBox?
Dear fans who still wear Todd Bertuzzi jerseys to games: Really?
Solving a Rubik's Cube, doing your taxes, and watching the Canucks gain the zone on the power play. #thingsthatarefrustrating
By the time Roberto Luongo's contract expires, the world needs flying cars. There's your deadline, science.
Google "Alain Vigneault" and "high-percentage plays" and you get 3,180 matches.
One thing we've yet to see is Ryan Johnson blocking a shot with his tongue.
Michael Grabner needs to publicly condemn soccer and send a message to all those people who think it's "cool" to play that game.
Hey, didn't Willie Mitchell want to negotiate a contract extension before the season started?
Wonder where that's at.
If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth.
Twenty-six years ago today, naming a baby boy Tanner seemed like a good idea. (Happy birthday, Tanner Glass.)
Pavol Demitra's shoulder is like a big Ponzi scheme. One dent and the whole thing falls apart.
The term "bandwagoner" is used like a scarlet letter by some Canucks fans. Careful criticizing the team or they'll paint a big "B" on you.
Fin should bring out the T-shirt gun during every break in the action. Who could possibly be against more T-shirt gun?
If Christian Ehrhoff was a pitcher, crowding the plate would be ill-advised.
Vancouver has 15 games in the month of December #insaneschedulestrikesagain
Montreal won the Cup in 1977, the year after it hosted the Olympics. Calgary won in 1989, the year after it hosted. /crosses arms and waits
Henrik Sedin is proof you don't need a cannon to score in the NHL. No offence, but Mr. Burns has a harder shot.
Henrik Sedin is proof you don't need a cannon to score in the NHL. No offence, but Mr. Burns has a harder shot.
