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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (photo contributed)
You know you’ve made it when Mattel decides to make Barbie dolls out of your likeness. According to a report this morning in People magazine, it looks like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have definitely made it. Starting November 1, 2009, the Twilight Barbies – priced at $25 each – will be available just in time for the release of New Moon.
The report describes the dolls as “featuring Robert’s strong jaw line and vampire-glow and Kristen’s long brunette hair and innocent face,” and portrays them as almost an exact replica of the stars. Really? Take a look. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt on Pattinson, but the Bella doll looks nothing like Kristen Stewart. Seems much more like a young Jacqueline Smith from Charlie’s Angels to me.
Warning to all those pre-teens who are bound to run out and buy these dolls: don’t ever ever try to make Edward and Bella disrobe, or worse, fornicate. The dolls will emit a heavy-duty electrical charge from the groinal region that will send a severe shock to anyone touching them.
Taylor Swift pranking Keith Urban
How can you not love Taylor Swift? Even if you dislike her music (and even THAT is difficult, even for a non-country fan like myself), Swift is just so damn adorable. Her music is even growing on me.
My first real appreciation for her was when I caught the episode of Crossroads where she teamed up with Def Leppard and they both covered each other’s music. This girl has talent.
She also has a sense of humor, as demonstrated here by her pranking of fellow country star Keith Urban. At Urban’s concert in Kansas City on Saturday night, Swift appeared on stage with her band dressed up as KISS and rocked it out with him on his Kiss a Girl tune.
Well played, Taylor Swift. You really do rawk.
Jaime Pressly urinates in public in broad daylight
This story is just too weird. My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly was spotted at The Abbey, a West Hollywood gay bar on Sunday, and appeared to be very intoxicated. Pressly left the bar and ended up slumping down outside the establishment, squatted and proceeded to urinate on the sidewalk. All In broad daylight and in the presence of many onlookers.
Perez Hilton (who else) has footage of the incident where dozens of stunned gays witnessed the disgusting event unfold. You can hear the shock in their voices as they just can’t believe what they’re seeing. Don’t worry, the video is only six seconds long and you can’t see too much.
Does Pressly need help? Just a few weeks ago, she was spotted drunk, crying and practically passed out in a restaurant at Sunset Plaza in LA. Perhaps it’s time for a Karma List.
Jaime Pressly Karma list entry #37: Apologize to city of West Hollywood for peeing in public.
Dane Cook’s inappropriate joke cut from teen choice awards
Did you watch the Teen Choice Awards last night? Me neither. Even if you did, you wouldn’t have caught the following footage, which was cut from the show as it was deemed inappropriate by the networks.
Comedian Dane Cook took the stage and put Vanessa Hudgens on blast for her multiple nude photo leaks. At any other awards show this would probably fly, but at a show where the average demographic is probably 14, this may not exactly be appropriate. It’s 100% true and 100% funny, but perhaps not suitable for this crowd. The best part of the video is the look of death that Hudgens shoots at Cook for daring to go there.
Oh yes, he went there: “Girl, you gots to keep your clothes on. Phones are for phone calls, girl.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kChxI1stvZQ
Brad and Angelina looking fab at ‘Basterds’ Hollywood premiere
Hollywood’s hottest couple hit the red carpet last night for the Hollywood premiere of Brad’s latest flick, Quantin Tarantino’s Inglousious Basterds (which opens here next Friday). Brad and Angie look great dressed up all in black, and there’s really nothing to pick at here. Angelina’s rockin’ the leather with style, and holy crap will you look at those heels? How does she walk?
Here’s a couple who are so talented they can be making mad passionate love in one place and be kidnapping more babies for their brood in a completely different part of the world. I kid, I kid – we love you, Brangelina. But try to stop being so damn perfect.
Megan Fox vs. Vanessa Hudgens
Megan Fox and Vanessa Hudgens (photo: celebuzz)
Behold, Hollywood’s hottest star and Hollywood’s hottest nude-photo-scandal-and-Dane-Cook-death-stare actress. Megan Fox and Vanessa Hudgens – posing together after the aforementioned Teen Choice Awards.
Heard before the picture was taken:
“Hey Vanessa, let’s have a contest to see which one of us can finally turn Zac Efron straight.”
“You’re on, Megan. But I’ve got a head start with those nekkid photos. Your turn, honey.”
Tags: Brangelina, Dane Cook, Jaime Pressly, Keith Urban, Kristen Stewart, Megan Fox, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Swift, Twilight, Vanessa Hudgens
