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By Mark Stone
True Blood's Stephen Moyer
In a new interview with Marie Claire magazine, True Blood’s mystifying vampire Stephen Moyer (Bill Compton) has launched a battle of the vampires with a quote about Twilight/New Moon bloodsucker Robert Pattinson.
“He’s a p*ssy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires,” Moyer says.
As a huge fan of True Blood, I’d have to agree with him. If you haven’t yet caught on to the True Blood phenomenon, I suggest you get on that ASAP. Even if you’re not a fan of the whole vampire lore, True Blood is one of the best guilty pleasures to happen to TV in the last few years. Currently in its second season on HBO (the third episode airs Sunday after a super hot outing last week), the show makes Twilight pale (pardon the pun) in comparison. If you haven’t checked it out, go rent the first season this weekend. True Blood is not for the kids, however, as it features lots of blood, violence, and nudity.
Anyway, back to the battle of the vampires. Even if you’re not a fan of True Blood, you’ve got to agree with Moyer about being the better vampire. Case in point: Bill has sex with a nude Sookie Stackhouse each and every week, while Edward only gets to dry hump Bella at most once a year. Case closed.
Rejoice! E! bans Heidi and Spencer!
The world of show business has been hit pretty hard lately with bad news, but today we have a report that is sure to brighten everyone’s mood.
After an overwhelming viewer vote, the E! network has announced it will ban “The Hills” villains Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag-Pratt from the network.
An estimated 94 per cent of those who responded to an E! poll said they were tired of seeing the couple’s “self-promoting press” and wanted the network to stop talking about them. Network officials say they’ll no longer cover “the misadventures of Speidi until the pair does something truly newsworthy.”
“If her album went to No. 1, that would be a newsworthy thing. If they were to become parents, we’d see that as worth noting. If something did happen to them, physically, we’d probably cover that,” Suzanne Kolb, chief marketing officer for Comcast Entertainment group and general manager of E! Online, told the New York Daily News.
So let’s break this down… Heidi’s album hitting number 1? Not ever gonna happen. Heidi and Spencer procreating? May happen, but if it does the world is going to end anyway so nobody will be around to report it. So the only way we should see these clowns on E! ever again is if someone decides to go Black Eyed Peas and physically assaults them. I never thought I’d say this, but E! is making the world of celebrity media a better place.
Leo walks into a bar. Without Bar.
What happens when Leonardo DiCaprio makes a late night appearance at a hot Hollywood watering hole without his on-again/off-again girlfriend Bar Rafaeli? The boy goys into heavy playa mode, and handpicks the ladies he wants to have his arms around.
According to a report by E! Network’s Party Girl, Leo entered MyHouse – a Hollywood hotspot – just before 1 a.m. on Wednesday in low-key fashion. About an hour after his arrival, Leo’s entourage ushered a few young ladies (who seemed to be handpicked by the actor himself) from the dance floor to his table. He was seen whispering and sitting close to both a mystery blonde and a brunette for the rest of the night.
I admire Leo as an actor, as I’ve often stated that he’s one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood. However, stories like this make me angry. Bar Rafaeli is one of the world’s hottest women, but that doesn’t seem to be enough for this guy. His conquests have been nothing but spectacular, yet Leo decides that he needs to prove himself even more by scoring as much strange as he can on the side. The phrase “nice work if you can get it” doesn’t even come close to putting all this in perspective.
Bruno flirts with and dances for Conan
Last night on The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien (still getting used to that) Sacha Baron Cohen showed up in character as Bruno. Just like he did to Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards, Bruno ended up with his legs wrapped around Conan’s head.
I have the video for you to check out below. I’ll admit that it’s mildly amusing, but Baron Cohen is funniest when his victims are not in on the joke. Bruno is sure to be side-splittingly funny, but his promotional bits are beginning to wear as thin as his man thongs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMd1awIzVUA
Tags: Bar Rafaeli, Bruno, leonardo dicaprio, Robert Pattinson, True Blood, Twilight
